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    TRUMP CEREAL (Blue Box)
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    TRUMP CEREAL (Blue Box)

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    TRUMP CEREAL (Blue Box)
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    Packed with 100% American pride and zero calories*, Trump Cereal is revolutionizing the breakfast table! Our secret? You don't actually eat it!

    ✓ Gluten-free** 
    ✓ Sugar-free** 
    ✓ Carb-free** 
    ✓ Guilt-free

    Trump Cereal is the only cereal that lets you have your patriotism and keep your diet too. It's not just a meal, it's a movement!

    Start your day with a bowl full of freedom. Display it proudly, share it boldly, but whatever you do, don't eat it!"

    Key Features:
    • Limited Edition Collector's Item: Rarer than bipartisan agreement!
    • Authentic Trump 2024 Memorabilia: Yes, it's real. No, it's not fake news.
    • Perfect Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to make your kitchen 1776% more patriotic
    • Free Shipping Included: Because true freedom shouldn't cost extra

    FAQ

    Technically, yes. Patriotically, no. It's food for thought, not your stomach.

    Unopened, it'll last until America stops being great (so, forever). Opened... well, why would you do that?

    We're as independent as the 13 colonies in 1776. Not officially affiliated, just officially passionate about breakfast-based political memorabilia.

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 31 reviews
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    Twat waffle
    Got me a box

    I don’t care if this is cereal is $75 a box I love my president, I scraped up enough money to buy a box.MAGA.
    Trump could put his name on a turd and I would get me two of them.

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    Patricia Alexander DVM
    Fun Collectible!

    The packaging on the blue version stands out. A cool keepsake, even though I won’t be eating it!

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    Amy Hart DDS
    Political Humor for Your Shelf!

    This Trump Cereal is all about the nostalgia and the packaging. A fun addition to my political memorabilia.

    S
    Steven Kennedy
    Fun Collectible!

    This blue box is a unique memento, perfect for those who love quirky memorabilia.

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    Crystal Scott
    A Piece of Americana!

    A great gift for the political junkie in your life. It's going right on my shelf!

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