Packed with 100% American pride and zero calories*, Trump Cereal is revolutionizing the breakfast table! Our secret? You don't actually eat it!
✓ Gluten-free**
✓ Sugar-free**
✓ Carb-free**
✓ Guilt-free
Trump Cereal is the only cereal that lets you have your patriotism and keep your diet too. It's not just a meal, it's a movement!
Start your day with a bowl full of freedom. Display it proudly, share it boldly, but whatever you do, don't eat it!"
Key Features:
• Limited Edition Collector's Item: Rarer than bipartisan agreement!
• Authentic Trump 2024 Memorabilia: Yes, it's real. No, it's not fake news.
• Perfect Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to make your kitchen 1776% more patriotic
• Free Shipping Included: Because true freedom shouldn't cost extra
Customer Reviews
Throw a banana in or some strawberries either of them chop chopped up, drown in 2% milk, and it's a delicious dessert
Trump Cereal are amazing I love them so much I am doing a Science project on them
Love the original Trump Cereal every morning with unsweetened almond milk in vanilla. Very tasty and fulfilling! I've lost weight eating this. The reviews here I read complaining about the taste, some folks may need to eat clean and cut out sugar, that makes a difference in taste buds. Trump Cereal for life!
I love Trump Cereal for breakfast but it can taste kind of salty at 7% of your daily recommended sodium per cup.
This product with honey and 1% milk dropped my boyfriend’s cholesterol levels drastically. So I am now eating them every breakfast with honey and milk.
FAQ
Trump Cereal is made with high-quality ingredients, including whole grain oats, sugar, corn starch, salt, and a blend of essential vitamins and minerals to keep you fueled and satisfied.
Currently, Trump Cereal is not gluten-free as it contains whole grain oats, which may come in contact with gluten during processing.
Trump Cereal is proudly made in the USA, supporting American farmers and workers.
To maintain freshness, we recommend storing Trump Cereal in a cool, dry place and keeping the package tightly sealed after opening.
For safety reasons, we cannot accept returns on opened packages. However, if you are unsatisfied with your purchase or receive a damaged product, please contact us at lee@trumpcereal.com within 30 days for a replacement or refund.
Yes, Trump Cereal is a nutritious option that can be enjoyed by the whole family, including children. It's packed with essential vitamins and minerals to support a healthy diet.
No, Trump Cereal is made without any artificial flavors or preservatives, ensuring you enjoy a natural and wholesome breakfast.